The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.
Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.
by Big Steev September 12, 2006

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companion. Popular in Lakewood, OH as well. First established in 1998.
by GuitarGirl May 9, 2006

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud
It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.
by mighkey November 4, 2022

GitHub.com or other primary source of cloud based source control is down, rendering a development staff unable to submit code updates.
by gina the hyena June 4, 2016

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot
Bro 2: Bro what’s that?
Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
Bro 2: Bro what’s that?
Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
by Filch75 January 17, 2020

by Naburkish October 4, 2014

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.
When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump
by rrK_NAFK January 5, 2020
