smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

pushy swooshy

A type of hash or poundable drug that is inhaled in the left ear that after extended use will eventually cause the brain to implode and seep out the rear end as juice.

Your such an idiot! What do you take pushy swooshy?

by Butterfly nuts April 14, 2009

spoosh

(adjective) a dumb mexican

That guy is a spoosh.

by unflushable_turd February 9, 2018

smooshage

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.

"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"

by GiZiM July 26, 2004