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Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.
Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’
by YungBritish January 29, 2020
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mey swing

mey swing: more than a mood swing, mainly associated with someone who has a mood swing so hard that will typically get bites in the ass with karma. common forms of mey swings are boy crazy-ness, extra-ness, toxic friendships, and change in attitude around certain people.
becky: woah dude ! do you see mey over there ! she was hugging alex a second ago and now is acting totally rude i front of lucas !
sarah: isn’t lucas her ex and crush ??!!
becky: yeah he is ! i feel so bad for alex having to put up with this toxic behavior and boy crazy-ness!
sarah: i know right ! she must be having a mey swing !
becky: that makes sense.
by current mood March 16, 2020
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Swing Juice

An alcoholic beverage when you’re about to rip your driver on the golf course.
Dude Ben, get a sip of that swing juice before you rip this drive.
by Smallenginerepairs April 28, 2022
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Swinging Sausage

The art of "Hooking Monkeys" using your large firm "Monkey Tail"
Did you see Chris and Phil swinging sausages last night. Cant believe they did it right there in the foyer
by Jdog1991 December 11, 2021
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.
My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.
by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023
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