The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

Panther Swipe

When you blow your load in your hand. Either from jerking it or if a bitch dont finish. Then u smere it on her face with a swipe. Then you say Bitch, lick dat off

This bitch was giving me dome, but didnt finish, so i put my semen in my hand and panther swiped her.

by witekastle February 26, 2009

Swipes

An all natural, flushable, and eco friendly personal hygiene wipe intended for adults to freshen up before and after intimate moments

I use swipes after sex to clean up the mess

by Ocean2811 September 27, 2011

Swipe

When a teacher takes a misused electronic device from a student during school such as a cell phone or a tablet.

Did you hear? Aaron got his phone swiped by Mr. Ferris.

by thelosttimelord October 21, 2013

swipe

(v) to swipe is to take another person's virginity, "v-card". when one has swiped multiple v-cards, they are then a v-card collector. these individuals may also be called swipers.

girl 1: yo i heard you swiped that guy's v-card the other night.
girl 2: he was a virgin?! he never told me that!
girl 1: swiper,no swiping.

by kND08 December 9, 2008

swipe up

When you super like on tinder

I would defiantly swipe up on him! He's fire!

by Courtdawgggg July 3, 2016

Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.

The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.

by Leg End May 7, 2008