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National suck dick day

National suck dick day: Suck your partners dick anytime of the day that he wants.
by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019
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It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.
Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.
by yungromeinthecut April 14, 2019
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National Suck Dick Day

On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
by officialrealnigga June 21, 2018
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sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
by chubop October 3, 2016
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You Suck Dick For Money

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!
by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009
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suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015
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sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
by mannhole April 26, 2010
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