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smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 16, 2004
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Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.
Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.
by Adam Daff April 15, 2011
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smuchi

a way of talkin to say he is cool,nice,beautifull,dope,fine
Look at these girl she is smuchi.

wow the new movie was very smuchi

homwork isn't smuchi
by The dopest October 19, 2007
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Smuckered Out

What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.
Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli?
Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!
by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008
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Smuckledorf

1. The worst of all swear words. If said the man/woman will be sent directly to hell. do not pass go. do not collect 200$
jaren, your a.. a.. a.. SMUCKLEDORF.....

Oh my god im sorry. I went too far..
by Elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010
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Smutdip

A girl that is a smut who is also a dipshit.
That girls a straight up smutdip
by BDiMarco January 17, 2013
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smudging

the process of "smearing/rubbing" one's energy and love onto someone else's self being (in a romantic way).

It can be a mutual experience or just done from one to another.

This is the elevated synonym of:
crushing
vibing
jonesing
Example: Nick says to Eli " I am totally smudging on your right now"
by NJMEJM October 1, 2018
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