Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
by gdkitty July 28, 2011
by LarrySanders February 06, 2009
1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.
3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
"BEATTIE SMASH!"
"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
by Craig David's Lovechild. September 17, 2008
Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.
A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.
by Pass The Dip June 21, 2011
by Kevin Marshall September 07, 2006
by saltmaster3000 June 16, 2018