Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

stumbler

It truly is a fat fucking cone.

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Slumberjam

(adj.) The dryness of the mouth (aka. cotton mouth) after smoking a blunt... or two.

I need a drink, i got that slumberjam.

by Rom Fernandez August 14, 2007

Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.

Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.

by MatthewJA April 24, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

Stumblehome

The act of getting intoxicated and walking home.

I was too drunk to drive, so Steve and I pulled the ol' stumblehome.

by switchblade jake August 15, 2010