Person A: Look! Person C just uploaded five definitions to Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Didn’t he stop making definitions last year?
Person A: I guess.
Person B: Looks like he set off a silent geyser.
Welcome back.
Person B: Didn’t he stop making definitions last year?
Person A: I guess.
Person B: Looks like he set off a silent geyser.
Welcome back.
by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019
by SH4D0WST0RMX2020 November 13, 2020
A phenomenon that's emerged during the COVID-19 pandemic, as schools and colleges resume lessons in virtual settings. In Zoom class meetings, they are the people who have their audio and video off, don't use the chat and are basically just worthless names on a screen. Woe betide you if you get stuck in a discussion group with silent wonders.
They really should make it so everybody has to turn their cameras and audio on or fail the course. That would deal with the silent wonder problem.
by TheRealDiamond02 November 12, 2020
by Kathydraapier May 29, 2017
That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 21, 2021
by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019
A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
by blueberry42 February 22, 2014