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Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet
You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter
by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021
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Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Tear shitter

This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.
Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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Pigeon Shitter

Being jerked off to the point that a fountain of cum explodes and causes a downpour of "pigeon shit" on top of the girls head.
I gave my bitch the pigeon shitter last night!

Wow, babe, looks like you've got some pigeon shit on your head
by 3WiseMen December 11, 2010
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Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011
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shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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shitter clitter

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.
by BrandolphBallhaira January 15, 2018
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