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shutfuckupalization

The act of keeping quiet when other, more superior humans are talking. Incidentally, superior humans may command you to commit this act. Its an act that is mostly done by unimportant humans who have nothing helpful to share, and if they prefer to keep quiet to avoid committing shutfuckupalization, that's even better
Inferior Person: *rambling about League of Legends being too unbalanced
E-sports player: Shut the fuck up, no one gives a fucking shit, you suck, commit shutfuckupalization.
Inferior Person: *Commits Shutfuckupalization*
The World: Thank fucking God he shut up.
by ZayedLover69 March 17, 2021
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shifuck

When ur sitting there and then u jus get like super shook by something. (can also be prounounced ShitFuck)
like ur jus laying there and u stretch and u start to cramp “SHIFUCK”
by idfkoc March 31, 2021
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Shitbucket

A bucket of shit. Good insult for 9 year olds on Club Penguin.
1: you shitbucket!!1!!!!1!!
2: no yu!!!1!!
by tomorrowgalaxy February 25, 2022
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Shritfuck

Fucking the one of the breasts of two different female simultaneously.
I had a threesome tonight and had a shritfuck
by Creepmond December 23, 2022
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shit fuck

by Wizador January 12, 2023
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Shitcuck

An individual who expresses imaginary concerns of sexual-desire: having additional sex-organs or even wings; perhaps even being a true, complete, otherwise fantasty-like species. Claws too.
I'm such a shit-fuck shitcuck: my other balls dropped and tripped me.
by #gethighson March 11, 2024
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Shitbucket

A shitbucket is a thing, usually a machine, usually a vehicle, which is non-functional, barely-functional, of poor structural integrity, very dirty, or otherwise in terrible condition. A proper shitbucket, therefore, is a contemptible thing with metal and moving parts (or, at the very least, parts that ought to be moving) in its construction, ergo, a near-completely solid-state device such as a smartphone would more appropriately be called a potato, a brick, or in the case of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, a grenade. (Note: this is not an actual term used for electronics with shitty batteries. Yet, anyways.)
Shitbucket can also be used as a contemptuous epithet towards an individual, but this is uncommon.

Synonyms: bucket of bolts, rattletrap, rustbucket, jalopy (car-specific), shitbox, lemon, scrapheap, tin lizzie (car-specific), clunker/junker, potato (computing), toaster, bitty box (computing)

Disambiguation: If you were thinking of the trash bin, that'd be the shitcan, or the fuck-it bucket.
"While I was on my way home from the grocery store, my shitbucket car broke down, and I needed to call a tow truck."

"The AMC Pacer was notorious for being a shitbucket."

"I would fly to the Deneb system to get a shipment of tea, but my old Arcturus-class shitbucket can't even go faster than light because some fucknugget jacked the warp drive when I was at Detroit spaceport."

"Consarn it to the 58,913 circles of the Kenoma, this shitbucket of a printer has failed me for the last time! I'm never getting a hewlett-packard again."

"I wouldn't trust one of those new windows copilot shitbuckets with memes from facebook, let alone anything important."

"Hey, jackass, GREEN means GO, dammit! Did your shitbucket break down while the light was red, or are you too busy playing pocket pool to notice that it's green now?"

"That virus-riddled shitbucket PC of yours ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell. It could barely run windows 10 when you got it, whyever the flying fuck did you update it to windows 11?"
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