semen cocktail

When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .

Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.

by Pokemeonce October 04, 2015

semen gang

When a girl has had that much semen all up inside her, she creates a group consisting of other girls who are slags like her.

Phil: Oh my God! Did you hear she slept with 4 guys over the weekend?

Tom: Doesn't surprise me, she's blatantly part of semen gang.

by Halluminati February 06, 2017

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 15, 2017

Semen Sandwich

When you jizz in between their cheeks.

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.

by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 14, 2023

semen plug

When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual

Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!

by Yamcha208 October 10, 2020

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 08, 2017