scare on

when you’re so scared that you get turned on

boy: BOO!!!!
girl 1: WTF that scared me fuck off!!
girl 2: why did that give me a scare on

by dumbhotbitsh April 11, 2021

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I am scared of sleeping

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Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

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Pubic Scare

The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.

"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

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scare coin

Currency obtained after interacting with furniture, decor, or other objects.

Coined in “ Can You Beat Luigi's Mansion 3 Without Collecting Any Money? - DPadGamer”

“Scare coins can be found in many things.”

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021

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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

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