The Schlegel

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

by Wilt December 29, 2007

Schelprock

n. a person who thinks before he speaks.

v. someone trying to be cool that makes a fool of themselves.

see also piker

n. Ericka is such a schleprock. She has no idea what she's talking about.

v. Mike you're a fucking schleprock. What the hell is your deal?

by Ben Affeck November 1, 2004

schlepp

The one guy in hawaii that is not 64+. He will tell you he lives in costa mesa, and not much after that. you WILL stalk him and run downstairs to see if he is still thereplaying volleyball, but he will ot be there :( he stays in room 605 6th floor and stares as you pass him in the elevator.

ME: man that guy was a schlepp
YOU: yeah

by mygodhe'shot June 8, 2011

Schlem

Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.

"that shot was a shclem."

"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.

"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.

by elescocia August 10, 2010

Schleeping

to give a good succ

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong

by planktonboss June 22, 2016

schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003