Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

<April 26th>Offsprings &&& scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offsprings &&& scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

<April 26th>Offsprings &&& scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

I’m scared, someone hold me tight

When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch

When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”

by Pamela Mares November 18, 2022

Scared

Neo

OMG I’m so Neo of football

Neo meaning to be scared of something

by Cookduck August 15, 2022

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016