salmon turd

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning

jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!

by julian keen May 16, 2006

salmon

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

by Lenny Smith July 25, 2008

Salmon Creek Big Bud

Also known as Salmon Creek, it is one of the premeir chronic marijuanas available. Known for it's abnormally large cola's, SCBB earns the Big Bud of it's name.

"I bought a joint of this Salmon Creek Big Bud and couldn't even finish the joint."

by Colbs,,, October 16, 2008

Salma Hayek

A verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by Salma Hayek and Quinten Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. A Salma Hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.

We had a wild time at this club last night. We met the wildest guys and one of them told Sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a Salma Hayek.

by SIMIKIS August 2, 2008

Salesianum

Salesianum School is a secondary private school in Wilmington Delaware. The School is run by the Oblates of St. Francis de Sales and is an all guys school. The rest of this entry is to despell some rumors floating around this site about sallies by people who do not know what they are talking about. First of Sallies has 5 phases. Phase 1, 2, 3, 4, 5(AP). Also Sallies has bean named one of the top 50 Catholic High schools in the US for the past 3 consecuative years and in 2004. I do not believe St. Marks has ever bean named in that list. Also Sallies has about 104 different sports championships compared to St. Marks's 42 guys and 44 girls. Also most collages in the tri state area would take s Sallies guy in a heartbeat over most other schools in Delaware. Also people say sallies is a big sausage fest. according to this site a sausage fest is a group where the number of girls are vastly outnumbered by the guys.

If ignorance was painful half the world would be on Morphine drip. Salesianum exception

by the grim reaper of ignorance December 26, 2009

Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

salma

most trust worthy, loyal and loving person. wifey and best friend material and will always be by your side if she likes talking to you. don't try to do anything bad because she could expose u in a minute on every social platform, other than that she's a really good friend and really loving.

your dating salma? your a really lucky guy

by impvssible May 5, 2021