safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by maximus January 26, 2005

Safety Sack

That little bag of bud that you tuck away when you're really high, after a long day of skunk smuggling...

Stoner 1: Dude, it's been so dry lately.
Stoner 2: It's chillin' man. I found my Safety Sack today.
Stoner 1: Toke Strong!

by DrDrewl Phd January 7, 2010

Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

safety box

The deliberate facial uglification of a woman so they appear unattractive to others.

He mutilated his girlfriend, now she's his safety box.

by freddyfab January 28, 2008

safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.

"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."

by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008

Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.

CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.

by armytim114 December 28, 2013

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.

Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.

by SacaMocos March 11, 2020