raise my roof

When a girl gets on her knees and literally sucks your dick so hard she drains the life force out your body.

It's when she gets on her knees and goes for your dick while she suck on your nuts at the same time moving the tounge counter-clockwise exactly every 7 seconds

Aye bitch get in the position and raise my roof

by Sultan August 27, 2019

granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

roffel

What the ventrillo guy says when he tries to be leet.

skyline commented "roffel"

by gaurav March 12, 2004

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

roffleution

Parody name for Nintendo's upcoming console "Revolution"
This is used mostly in the www.systemwars.com forums by user Shailmankad

If you wanna make fun of Nintendo Fanboys just say
Roffleution will flop, TSHBO!

by Ch3wi3 May 17, 2006

rofflesburger

1. Phrase used when someone does something hilariously dumb, like wreck their hayabusa into a car wthout wearing a helmet.

2. A funny hamburger

1. ROFFLESBURGER! what a dope

2. I got nothing...

by deliciousK June 21, 2006

roffles

Roffles have ridges.

Roffles, that was funny.

by j2n4me April 12, 2005