rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.

Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.

by Z$mayne March 14, 2010

Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.

Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.

by Wet cardboard May 10, 2018

Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.

My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!

by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious December 11, 2013