Front Leaning Rest Position

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.

Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Resting Vagina Hands

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.

Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.

by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018

Rest in Peas Burger

A specialized burger that comes with peas!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Rest in Peas Burger, it comes with peas!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.

Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.

by Mr Chewy Bacca June 21, 2010

A Big Rest

To have a big rest is very similar to cotch. It is basically resting for a large amount of time with disregard to other activitys that may need attending to.

Big Rest's are enhanced by any type of entoxicant.

We've been walking for minutes lets have A Big Rest

It's time for A Big Rest

by RuSTy101 August 29, 2006

beauty rest

Rest which one needs to feel and look refreshed and healthy.

I need to get some beauty rest or else I'll look like a wreck!

by jimbap September 7, 2010

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009