Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.

Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.

by $lapaho February 13, 2021

reality horizon

The point at which, during a drug or alcohol based impairment, you reach a level where you know something has dramatically changed in your level if consciousness. In essence, the ‘moment of knowing’ that you have reached an altered state.

Similarly, you can also pass unwittingly into this state and not be consciously aware of it. You may realize it the next day, or someone may have told you that you had definitely changed your mental state.

Dude, I was so high on ludes last weekend that I crossed over past my reality horizon. It was like I had a sixth sense about everything!

by intothefray August 4, 2021

Reality

Something really boring and monotonous.

Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Active Reading

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!

Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?

Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!

Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up

Student B: DAMN IT!

Student A: Quick just highlight Anything

2 weeks later. student recieves paper back

Student B's paper: 10/10

by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010

close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.

Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.

by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010

In reality

Something someone says they are trying to prove that is true.

Jeff: my wife is totally going to divorce me

fife: Well in reality you're fucked. Shes gonna take everything!!

by joe da baker October 18, 2011

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017