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Reagan is the greatest friend you will ever meet. She is popular, cool, nice, extremely intelligent, and will always make you laugh. She says she is not popular or gorgeous, but she totally is!! She commonly has dark, brown hair and is friends with people named Rebecca and Brooke. She even makes you feel cool when you are around her. Everyone should have a friend named Reagan!!!!
Friend Reagan will be your friend forever!
Friend Reagan is super smart!
Friend Reagan is so gorgeous! :)
Friend Reagan by Whats Up World?!?!? December 16, 2016
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Holy Ronald Reagan 

1. Expression of excitement given to Ronald Reagan.

2. Thinking Ronald is sexy.

3. Exclaiming a look alike of Ronald Reagan.
1. Molly exclaimed, "Holy Ronald Reagan! He looks like him!"

five dollar reagan 

A sex act between a male and a female in which the female is wearing a strap-on device, which is used to perform anal sex upon the male.
Inspired by Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States, due to the way he treated the American economy, civil liberties and small Latin American nations.
Coined by a student at Carlisle High School (Pennsylvania) in early 2005.
"Dude, she tried the 'Five Dollar Reagan' on me last night. I felt like I was Nicaragua in the 80's, just getting POUNDED by the CIA."

Nancy Reagan 

In the late 1970's, Nancy Reagan, after many hours of having her husbands cabinet run a train on her anus, invented anal gaping, skat play, and homosexuality. Later inspiring two Asian lesbians to eat poop out of a cup. See two girls one cup.
In her early life the whore Nancy Reagan was forced into prostitution by her father Emperor Palpatine. At first that whore Nancy Reagan didn't enjoy her lot in life, but after several beatings and ten stitches in her anus she developed a liking to having several items in her anus at once. While in prostitution she rose to the top by staying on the bottom and began her research on how to control the hippie population.
After teaming up shortly with a parallel universe's strait Glen Beck from the future, she was told the key to defeating the hippies was her future husband Ronald Reagan, and the development of HIV. Unfortunately even the parallel strait Glen Beck from the future is still a stupid whiney little biatch, who is always wrong. And it all went terribly awry.
In the year 3011, the zombie whore Nancy Reagan will attempt to take over the human race with shaved spider monkeys and Asian lesbians into skat play. See Scientology.
The whore Nancy Reagan is a character in a play called reality.
Two Girls One Cup
You are such a Nancy Reagan!
Oh my god the horror their is so much skat I think I just took a Nancy Reagan!
Did your hear about Jessica, I think she is a Nancy Reagan now.
The doctors said I have Nancy Reagan disease, no saving the rectum.

Ronald Reagan

1.) The Conservative equivalent to the Liberal's Barack Obama.

2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".

3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".

4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').

5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.

6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
Conservative: "Why can't Obama be more like Ronald Reagan?"
Liberal: "Ronald Reagan was awful; he should have been more like Obama."

Ronald Reagan IB High School 

One of Milwaukee’s top leading high schools. Those who go to this school are often praised by parents and other people outside the school for being part of the International Baccalaureate Programme. Although this school is seen as a holy ground for a bright future graduates who want to have a great shot in college, this place is purely a breeding ground for snakes, thots, and other malicious students.

Ever since the Class of 2020 arrived, this school has been slowly falling apart with the chance of being admitted is much more higher compared to those who tried to get into this school in the past.

This school has some pretty hot girls though, but your chance with being with them is so low due to the fact that 99% of them consider the guys to be too immature and stupid.
Person 1: Damn that girl over there is hot as hell!

Person 2: Don’t even bother she goes to Ronald Reagan IB High School
Person 1: Thanks for saving me dude, no one knows exactly goes on inside that school!
Person 2: Yeah, that place is full of judgmental fucks who think they’re surperior because they’re IB

ronald reagan middle school 

ronald reagan middle school is awful, it’s filled with spoiled ass rich kids who are all brats and don’t know how to control themselves, as well as the guys that are so cocky but with not cock at all and the kids that are just straight obnoxious and act richer then they are and the teachers don’t know how to teach anything or get ahold of their student
“did you see that awful spoiled kid” “yeah he is probably a student at ronald reagan middle school