a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022

National Leave Amanda On Read Day

Happens every 16th day of december.

Hey, It’s national leave amanda on read day we can’t reply to her

by jevayw12 December 16, 2017

why do you read this

why do you read this

why do you read this

by Mister sexy boi March 7, 2021

left on read

1. to ignore a text so that someone will know
2. to hate someone

I don't know how well things are going with Bret, last night I was left on read.

by a clueless advisor January 29, 2018

leaving someone on read

Leaving you on read means that I don't want to talk to u atm. This means it's the end of the conversation, not "keep texting me until I eventually respond"

A: mhm
B: *leaves on read*
This indicates that person B is done talking. This does not mean person A should keep talking. Leaving someone on read means to leave the conversation.

by Namemachinebroke69 August 5, 2017

Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

a read

street slang for a account of whats going on.

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"

by inkless pen December 27, 2016