Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

rey-door-range

The classy way to describe someone who has spent way to much time in the sun or tanning bed. The word derives from red and orange. The perma-i-will-have-skin-cancer-very-soon "tan" that is more red than sea side glow. Usually accompanied with facial grease. Taking a break in the shade or using sun screen is not an option. Also the product of too many intoxicated days in the sun.

Photographs will never turn out good, especially when paired with others not suffering from this discoloration.

Wow she has a serious case of rey-door-range, its all I can see!

They rey-door-range has got (him/her) look greasy and old!

by Ash Z May 20, 2010

limitless range

To have zero range when sticking your dick in an ass.

I have limitless range.

by Racardro Morgan April 8, 2017

Maxmillian biang rang

Is shit at rocket league and steals goals when you’re trying to get them for a challenge

Maxmillian biang rang is annoying as

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 2, 2020

Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 26, 2009

Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.

John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021

Free range

Meaning something is very easy and not challenging

Bruh that test was free range asf

by Teevator1717 March 5, 2021