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Quoteriast

Someone who cannot help but quote movies/games/cartoons etc when someone else does or says something that reminds the quoteriast of that certain movie/game/cartoon etc.
"John is such a quoteriast. I can't do much of anything without him quoting a damned movie."
by The Quoteriast April 24, 2012
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Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014
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Quotev

Quotev is a reading and writing website on which you can create stories, quizzes, and polls as well as read them. Roleplaying became prominent on Quotev around 2013, since then the anount of roleplayers has grown extraordinarily. Some people use it as social media and here are some of the more popular or infamous accounts;

brii @treesvap : brii is a crybaby bitch, she loves to run her mouth and then block everyone and proceed to run her mouth.

emilee @littlepaws (formely @roughkisses) : aka the girl who cried digital rape, she is a sad excuse for a person and she looks like shrek :(((

Hatty Mealy @Unintended : the epitome of headassery and was caught up when he cheated on Romelo hehehehe scandalous.

satan/riley : everyone lies and says she's racist but she's not and despite what y'all see she's actually mad cool

samantha : ugh she's so beautiful and y'all start drama with her because you hate urselves

hail haley : i dont know her url but she's always in something, she's similar to brii; corny, ugly, and loves to play the victim. also she exposed someone's nudes once (the person she exposed ended up being a catfish so i wonder who she actually exposed??)

LONDON @Classyho : she's amazing and so sweet

romante/kevon : no url cause i move around a lot but im amazing and everything i say is true and law so look me up and find me.

hehehehehehe follow me
"qUoTeV iS sO tOxIC!!"

"qUoTeV iS a rEAdInG wEbSiTe"
by ROMANTE August 31, 2018
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Chump's Quote

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.
I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.
by grillinman75 April 22, 2021
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quotey

An adjective describing speech, when what someone is saying starts to become more and more quotable. The actual quality of the "quotable" material is irrelevant. Along the same vein as preachy.
"Around the middle of the speakers presentation against abortion, it got very quotey."

"Quotey speech is the bread and butter of inspirational tactics"
by Corbin G December 9, 2007
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Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.
..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.
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Quotejicts

The shake after you take a piss...quotejicts
Dude i just quotejicts after i pissed
by Hanabudah Bah September 13, 2010
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