quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020

quarantinesia

A state of mind causing lack of memory or forgetfulness on recalling dates, realities and happenings during a lockdown or quarantine.

Please refresh my memory on what day of the week it is, my quarantinesia has allowed lose track.

Do we need toilet paper? My quarantinesia is preventing me from remembering if I stocked up enough.

by Reali_D June 29, 2020