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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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Putin

putin is a bitch lol. he should lowkey jump off a bridge.
by president zelenskyy February 28, 2022
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Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin
CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.
by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018
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Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.
Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.
by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022
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Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.
Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022
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putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.
Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in
by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022
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go full Putin

To say something and in reality to blackmail and enforce trivial actions against someone or a certain situation
Today I found out my co-worker has been badmouthing me to all my colleagues since i am in a new project. Should i spare him or talk to my manager?
You can try to go full Putin on him and see his reaction

Do i need to talk to asshole friends anymore?
No, you can just go full Putin for some fun
by Fidel_Castro2005 February 8, 2023
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