Putin

synonim of shit

you're such Putin! ahh Putin! I'm Putining myself!

by puten March 8, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.

Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.

by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022

Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.

Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK

by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022

putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.

Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in

by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022

putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017

Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea

Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.

by Iam Noone July 24, 2022