A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.
by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025
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George: “puta ng ina!”
George: “puta ng ina!”
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Get the puta ng ina mug.A "Puta" is the spanish equivelant of a bitch or whore. Most commonly used in hispanic slang, it is a staple in spanish swearing.
by rickynickydicky&dawn March 20, 2025
Get the Puta mug.1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.
3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.
3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tu Eres Una Puta<.7.9.7.6> mug.A woman from Medellín, Colombia, who treats dating as a full-time hustle aimed at attracting foreign men—especially Gringos. Unlike the working girls of Parque Lleras, the Puta Paisa doesn’t charge by the hour; she plays the long game.
She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.
Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
“Bro, she said she owns a swimsuit line on Instagram, but she’s been ‘networking’ with tourists in El Poblado every night. Classic Puta Paisa.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 30, 2025
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