Porch Monkey, noun
A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
A black guy or nigger that lives in texas that sits on a chair outside or fence and complaining about the rednecks all day and usually sounding like a midget.
*porch monkey stares at redneck walking by*
Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us
Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*
redneck walking by: ok...
Redneck walking by: errr why is this nigger staring at us
Porch monkey: hell I hate u rednecks and how u guys look ehh with your pickup trucks and playing wit guns and racist and shit *mumbles*
redneck walking by: ok...
by lolaturfacel33t November 2, 2009
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"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"
by Tony G23 March 2, 2010
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Hey there Porcha
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