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cunt punt 

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.
"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"
cunt punt by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017
Related Words
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Cunt Punt 

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.
"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"
Cunt Punt by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

Dick Punt 

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.
Dick Punt by Sal1212 October 28, 2019

Cunt Punt 

I just cunt punt that ho :)=
Cunt Punt by Bevybev July 23, 2022

Kevin Punt 

Is in jail
https colon //tomato-becomes-god.fandom dot com/wiki/Kevin_Punt
Kevin Punt is in jail for 68 years
Kevin Punt by co5oo September 23, 2022

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
National Punt Day by BigBird321 December 12, 2022