Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.

Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.

by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015

punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.

Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?

by Nwne November 4, 2018

Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.

They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

fantasy punishment

When a nerd gets last in his fantasy league and gets embarrassingly punished.

Jack is such a nerd, his fantasy punishment should be to post a Tiktok of him twerking.

by Trxole January 20, 2024

Punisher

When one uses pumice hand cleaner to pump his chump

Bubbles went home after a long week on the road and gave himself the punisher

by Kawasaki125 October 3, 2018