The creamy tan-gray stalactites that you cough up during strenuous activity. These throat boulders are actually congealed food particles that congregate behind your tonsils and conspire to damage your breath at the worst possible moment.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
If pressed between fingers, the phlegm puff will produce a smell that is not unlike a fallen angel's anus. It has also been compared to what the inside of an old hobo's foot must smell like.
by Motherhunter September 21, 2016
The xbox is broken.
Oh Shnizzly puff
Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.
I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!
Oh Shnizzly puff
Were all gonna die!!
Shnizzly Puff.
I fucked ur mum.
U fucking shnizzly puff get the fuck out my house!!!
by woodywashere December 10, 2008
by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 08, 2018
The measuring system of John Green's stress. The amount of stress increases directly with the puff level of his hair. Commonly used by Nerdfighters, or fans of he and his brothers Youtube account.
by Pending Names January 03, 2015
by The Unknown tit October 15, 2019
the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 19, 2014
by Marney S January 06, 2019