puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.

Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.

by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009

Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.

Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.

by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010

Puffer

A small, exotic dancer with a flamboyant personality.

Yo, that puffer is puffin!

by Ondoyt February 3, 2010

piffelhawk

a word people can use instead of swearing.

"oh piffelhawk!" shots the man who just dropped a hammer on his toe.

by Rhona Cartwright August 9, 2006

shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.

The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.

by enemybear November 22, 2011

puffer fish

A males unshaved genital area. The male has not shaved for quite some time now and his pubic hair is long and puffy.

Samantha: Did you go down on Kyle ?
Nicole: he wanted me to, and i was down. However when i pulled down his pants i saw a puffer fish and totally freaked!

by Dj AF May 25, 2010