hudge pudge

fat, lazy, generally useless.

my fat sister sits on the couch all day, she is such a Hudge Pudge.

by yodalice January 1, 2009

Pudder

To pull through all the punches.... to be there for a friend... and to be a fucking crazy bastard who sticks with friends through it all.

You can always rely on Pudder

by Lloyd December 28, 2004

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Puteershimts

Any general reaction to anything that happens in a daily basis. There is no limit with this one, folks.

::alarm clock goes off:: AAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::won tickets to the local zoo:: AWWWWWWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::found a good deal on a tobleron at the supermarket:: OOOHHHHH PUTEERSHMITS!

::Spandau Ballet suddenly comes on the radio:: AAAAAAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005

pudge

Shortened for 'pack fudge'

Hey Micko, did you have a good pudge session at home with your boyfriend today on melbourne cup day?

by malargus November 2, 2010

PUDIE

a term describing some phat/creamy ass pussy usually slang for black people

Guy1: yo bro I just scored some tight ass pudie
Guy2: damn bro

by BigPudie833 June 17, 2018

Pudge

A clingy weird guy who liked a girl and she wanted to only be friends but he completely ignored her, went for her friend , and removed her from his priv. L person fr.

Pudge has fine friends!

by Okay lol February 14, 2022