A famous Criminal mastermind of the Greater Los Angeles area during the beginning years of prohibition caused gang violence in the early 1920's. His personal victims were often found lifeless on intersection crosswalks where Pube-Tron had feigned the role of a friendly helper of elderly road crossers. Autopsies almost always revealed asphyxiation by pubic hairs as the cause of death. No images of him exist. He is known only by his notorious pubic hair top hat.
crosser 1:I say Wallace! That Pube-Tron certainly is a spectacle Ho ho ho!
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
by Pubez March 6, 2008
Get the Pube-Tronmug. A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
by Awsnap Whoodat June 30, 2011
Get the pube smugglermug. Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.
by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004
Get the Pube Dandruffmug. by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008
Get the Pube Tubemug. Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen on men (and some women) until their late 20's.
by Pim Pam Wallace July 17, 2006
Get the pube stashmug. Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.
"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."
by Kattrox June 21, 2006
Get the leg pubesmug. The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010
Get the Pube Spidermug.