pubes

adj. something or someone that is totally lame, unimpressive, boring and especially, irritating.

girl 1: dude, my coworker is so lame. his interests are tennis, lions, and classical music. he used the phrase "freaky giggy". its not even a phrase!

girl 2: dude, he sounds totally pubes.

by pamelasm June 21, 2007

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armpit pubes

when you transplant pubic hair into your armpits, therefore creating an afro under your arms

dude i just got a transplant...now i have armpit pubes.YAY!

by thk July 15, 2006

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Leukemia pubes. Loo-ke-me-a Pew-buz.

When someone has shaved or waxed their man patch or lady bush so that there is no longer any hair. so it looks like their genital hair has had chemo therapy or radiation treatments.

" I was out with my friend Sean, we had an ebony and ivory casting call..I went home with this little hooker I met at the goat hill tavern ..when I got her pants off I noticed she had leukemia pubes.. jackpot!!"

by Salient1503 April 24, 2010

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salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

by g geiger August 8, 2006

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Pubes

Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.

"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.

by DJ D-rel March 28, 2011

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pubestylist

A person, or object, in which cuts the pubes of a woman into different styles, ie; corn rows, hitler mustache, landing strip.

Girl 1: wow my pubes are getting out of control!

Girl 2: well Jenny, you should go see my pubestylist, he is great!

Girl 1: you think so?

Girl 1: yeah check out my landing strip! isnt it great?

by crockpot1 November 14, 2009

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