plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context

you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal

by aidel maidel May 11, 2014

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Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.

Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details

by TrueDstory June 2, 2016

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Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.

I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

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Propone

Similar to Propanone.

Organic Chemistry teacher: this chemical is called Propone.

Student: isn't it ProPANONE??

Teacher: NO TIMMAY, IT'S GOD DAMN PROPONE!

by Skeetpants January 18, 2009

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The last name of a true legend, the holy Dutch war-king Lars van Proos. If a person is named Proos, he will without doubt be a generally awesome person, and if it's a man, his penis will be atleast 43cm long, it runs in the Proos blood!

Wow, did you see that mans penis??
Yeah, he's got to be a Proos!

by I am smart, you are not September 11, 2014

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