Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo May 4, 2018

proofe

A man who takes part in the sexual act called fruit loop.

Did you see bill today? I heard he was a proofe with a bunch of friends last night.

by PedroYeetLord February 23, 2019

Proof is a proof

A botched attempt by former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien in late 2002, demanding evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

"Well, I don't know ... a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's been proven."

by BlastFurnace February 17, 2024

so proof

She is a cheat and I want proof that she is loyal too me.

Cheat slag bitch so proof means

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Kevin-proof

Something that is proofed against dummies like kid-proof but for adults

This is a Kevin-proof flat, nothing can get broken

by The-memess March 10, 2021

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.

I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.

by anonymous August 21, 2021