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Processor

Processor. I got bored.
by latrelljennings August 10, 2016
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professer oak

Professer Oak of the Kanto region is the most skilled Pokemon professer in the entire pokemon world. His grandson Blue, was even the champion of Kanto before being overthrown by his rival, Red. Oaks' wherabouts are unknown now, but he is belived to be in Alola studying reigonal varients.
Professer Oaks' signature line:"Are you a boy or a girl?"
by Sleepy Tiger November 25, 2016
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Professy Nigga

the Professy Nigga is a person that spreads prophecies around to random people online. they also spelled “prophecy” wrong which adds to the humour. they choose their targets at random so people never know who’ll be next. their “prophecies” also seem to be complete nonsense.
Person A: hey someone told me last night that I was gonna lose a show
Person: that wasn’t a person, that was the Professy Nigga
by whoknows717 July 11, 2021
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profesora

Te mira que flipas en la cafetería. Guapísima. Va siempre (o casi siempre) con su amigo GAY. Muy importante este detalle. Es super guapa. Pero muy guapa. Cuando le abres la puerta, te da las gracias y te sonríe. Te sonríe porque le gustas. Le gustas tú, no su amigo gay. Tú = Edu.
*Edu le sujeta la puerta*
profesora: *sonríe sincera y seductivamente* gracias *enamorada instantáneamente*
Edu: hechísima

*En la cafetería*
Chiara: oye quién es esa que te mira que flipas?
Edu: es la profesora
by thatswhatshesaidfactous March 10, 2023
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Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."
Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.
by ledskof November 14, 2023
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meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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