Predatorizer

Noun.
Someone who can read a situation or person and react to it appropriately in order to get what they want. Predatorizers are adept at making their targets want to give them whatever it is the predatorizer desires. There is always a sexual aspect involved, though it is not always the desired goal.

"You know Polyhymnia? They're all predatorizers."

by Poly sjcsf February 21, 2013

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

preditcard

Predatory credit cards with shady rates, fees, and terms.

This prepaid preditcard wants me to pay a $100 activation fee to get to my own money. Aint no one got time for that!

by cjojo September 29, 2015

Predator Missile

Getting an erection at a daycare.

1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.

2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.

by KoalaMan17 September 19, 2016

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

Predator

The type of person who is located by an outer wall at the gym. The Predator simply slinks around the gym and stares at people. They look creepy and mentally disturbed. If you catch him/her in the act, they'll nervously look away and try to fake a text message from their cell phone. The Predator rarely exercises at all, possibly due to the fact that they are shy to ask a person to show them how to do something.

Hulk Hogan: 'Whose that zit infested puny guy sitting on the seated bicycle machine?'
Captain America: 'Wouldn't have a clue Hoges, he looks awfully shifty to me'
Hulk hogan: 'I'm gonna rip him if he doesn't stop staring at us'
Captain America: 'Don't worry about him, his staring at everyone, his probably one of those people who lurk around to see how things work around here, his a gym predator'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018