Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

The Brown Pounder

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016

Mylena Dingus Pounder

A person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate.

"Woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she's reading that book upside down!"

"Nah bro thats a Mylena Dingus Pounder"

by agressivedingus August 4, 2017

Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

by jiggy fly May 11, 2004

Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street

Hey Fred look at that pavement pounder

by manbigt February 14, 2014

Narcissistic Pouncer

Someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about...usually something about themselves!

Guy:Hey, there is a new bar in Dinky Town called "The Library". It's introducing "super thirsty thursdays"

Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!

Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!

by creature that hates Narcissism May 10, 2010