a french fry that has been flattened and shaped into a circle, with two eyes and a smiley mouth cut out. These greasy delicacies were created in hopes that they would cheer up fat, overweight children in schools across America. But, sadly these happy potato snacks are eaten as regularly as normal french fries, potato wedges, tater-tots, or curly fries. There is still debate about the true reason behind all the extra work put into school food such as this, considering the fact that school lunch is still disgusting and noone enjoys it.

dude 1:dude, gimme your potato Smileys...

dude 2:no....go get your own

Potato Smileys by Dylan Sanders April 18, 2008

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potatoad

A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.

Matt Rosengren is a fuckin' potatoad

potatoad by anherolol March 22, 2009

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potato mode

Having a video game on lowest settings, aka piss poor computer can't display game in screen shots due to lack of computing power.

Hey brah, come back and post that screenie when you get a better pc, we can't see shit with it in "potato mode"

potato mode by BroThang November 2, 2014

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Potato retard

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.

My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.

Potato retard by Plattapussy May 28, 2017