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Potato = native Norwegian. Slightly offensive, but most Norwegians won't care.
by Harlekin August 26, 2008
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Verb. To hit or be hit.
Did you see that cop potato that protesters head with his club?
by AJ March 30, 2005
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The female genitalia, commonly found inbetween the legs.
by The Gow-man March 20, 2009
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Potato. It's a way of life
A way of living
Everyone is a potato
No one can change that
Sure theres ugly ones, gay ones, pretty ones and depressed ones
But only 1 is the best
And that my friend is a baked potato (no that is not a racist joke chill)
Now I shall say, all potatoes go to hell
Ur a gay potato. Ur an ugly potato. Ur a potato.
by LonelyPotato55 September 14, 2019
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"Potato." -Person #1274913514
by MeeseFTW October 31, 2014
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used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.
Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."

Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."
by Fofanzz November 16, 2014
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