poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

poptartaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy addiction to pop tarts.

"I'm such a poptartaholic. I could eat them all day long"

by Karmatropolis December 4, 2013

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

poptartgladiator

The swaggiest person you will ever meet

Me: Hey PoptartGladiator
PoptartGladiator: SUP NIGGA! IM AUDI

by Timmy K. February 11, 2014

poptary

A sexual favour involving pop tarts whip cream and cherries. It can be anything sexual but is usually when a girl eats a pop tart with a whole in the middle of a mans genitaillia proceeding to lick the whip cream and cherry off

Angelina totally said shed give me a poptary

by john mcsunnyson April 15, 2014

Popsterbation

The act of one sitting on a toilet and masturbating con-currently

Popsterbation is amazing

by Alex sb May 12, 2014

Postarrhea

The compulsive behavior to have to post everything to social networks.

Post anything and everything you do unto social networks, such as going to the bathroom, being stoned drunk, forwarding everything are just a few of the ailments of:
POSTARRHEA

by Whispering Wolf March 30, 2015