Pokemon

When Something in a conversation that starts off really good gets ruined by someone else.

The joke was funny until Robert did a Pokemon and ruined it.

"Wow he just did a pokemon"

"Im sorry"
"No dude the damage is done"
"fawk"

by afr☮‽ January 26, 2010

Pokemon

A old person driving a priuses, conserving resources,wasting time, & holding up traffic.

A Pokemon made me late for a date, today, they got on my F**King nerves,

by eddieboy1 400 February 18, 2010

Pokemon Go

Released in 2016

If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.

Pokemon go is sweeping the globe

People get hit by cars.

Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars

Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off

Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr

by LastingSpark July 23, 2016

pokemon url

Stupid Tumblr culture craze that gained much attention in 2012. People think it makes you a better person to have a URL/username that is a canon Pokémon name; ie. Pikachu, Zubat, Mudkip, etc. The best way to find out if you have an actual Pokémon URL (Pokéurl for short) is to go to bulbapedia, type your username and if no results are found sorry you're a ratchet basic bitch.

Fennel:"I just got some pokemon URL"
Juniper:"Which ones?!"
Fennel:"Hydreig0n, vulpixes, and professorbel ^__^"
Juniper:"...who the fuck is Bel"

by gaybuttsexlol October 22, 2012

Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016

Starter Pokemon

Refers to the Pokemon that you can start with in the mainline Pokemon games. You get to pick one of three of these Pokemon per game. All of them have a three-way evolutionary line. They are usually one of the strongest Pokemon introduced and they are usually one of the most commonly used Pokemon throughout the game and by other players. So far they have all been of the Grass, Fire, and Water type.

Which Pokemon did you pick for your Starter Pokemon?

by u_no_who_right June 04, 2010

Pokemon Ho

Pokemon Ho: when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases, he/she's going to catch them all.

If you sleep with him/her, you better get checked out, he/she's a real Pokemon Ho.

by Tjfar67 July 22, 2016