muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

Jell-O Pudding Poop

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.

I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012

Roll in the Pudding

A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.

"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."

or

""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"

by RabertaHouse February 9, 2010

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004

pudding

1.Thick, sweet, creamy, delicious sauce.It is usually chocolate flavored.

2.Slang for cum

1. That pudding was delicious.

2. That pudding was delicious.

by Cartmansp May 24, 2004

pudding rag

a disgusting cloth covered in a thick viscus coating of feces and semen. a pudding rag is usually obtained by the process of a man wiping his ass, then masturbating with the cloth. it is possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet.

haha, i just gaged tom with a day old pudding rag

by mike mud-bone December 26, 2008