Joe Pod

Joe Pod is a kid who only plays battlefield and can be annoying on xbox live. He is also know to mute people a lot.

Kid1: hello kid2
kid2: hah blah mnhmhm
Kid1: Shut up!
Kid2: *mutes kid1*
Kid1: he is a Joe Pod

by lolzxd January 1, 2012

Pod People

the increasing number of people now owning ipods. These people can be seen nearly everywhere you look, and can be identified by a pod-carrying strap around their upper arm, or a long, white cord snaking out of their pockets. It's estimated that in 7 short years, the Pod People will have completely overrun all major world governments. I should know. They already got me.

We are the Pod People. You will join us and will listen to over 10,000 songs at only 99 cents each. Resistance is futile.

by Conor Casey February 10, 2006

Tri-pod

A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.

I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.

by Tiny Hats April 10, 2009

God Pod

Street name for a wonams love organ

Man I want to slam my Jesus Gift in her God Pod

by Jesus Gift jnr October 6, 2008

Shy Pod

A Poor Man's version of the Apple classic. Often indicated by the owner's reluctance to display it in public. Hence 'Shy' Pod or 'Shite' Pod if it's really cheap and nasty.

Dan: Is that an Ipod?
Sam: Nah, I can't afford one of those, so I got Ohsoshitty Mp3 player from Hong Kong.
Dan: Ah, it's a Shy Pod!

by Sandbag69 January 25, 2009

i pod

something smart people steal and idiots keep buying even though its going to be out dated in less than a year.

dumb ass, dude i bought the new i pod for 250 bucks.

me, dude i got the same one from and jocks locker in the school gym for free.

by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010

Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008