plastic sexy

a sexy person who looks sexy only on the view and it is feared that he/she would get dirty or lose the sexiness if touched.

Aishwarya Rai is a plastic sexy beauty.

by samthephenomenon November 8, 2009

plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.

I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.

by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010

Plasticles

Little plastic cups either 0.5cm - 1.5cm. You can buy these on the telly show Bargain Hunt or at Walmart. Only 99p for 7!

(Plastic + Particles = Plasticles)

by Monsterwoman January 7, 2012

plastitute

Someone who donates their own plasma for money. Usually a poor college student who doesn't have a lot of money and needs some extra funds to make ends meet.

"I couldn't afford to buy groceries, so I became a plastitute."

by firebolt618 February 9, 2013

Plastic Mjölnir

1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.

Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .

by Aufaffe August 6, 2017

phustled

To be hustled by and from the pu**y.

Man, I got phustled. I ate her out all night and she aint let me hit.

by ydion November 30, 2017

Plastic

Something people call people online they wouldn't call in real life.

Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018