The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.

Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.

by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016

Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played

Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet

by Juic3HD December 5, 2019

rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.

Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed

by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017

Blood Plumber

A medical doctor.

Don't talk to me about physics, you're a blood plumber.

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.

DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!

by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023