Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.

You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.

by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

Plumbers Face

Cat call that you use when you see a girl in the mall that you’d like to pipe down.

That Rachel girl has a plumbers face.

by Fact speeker May 1, 2021

plumber's rack

The anterior equivalent of plumber's crack, commonly focusing on the chestacle area. Gender-neutral

"Damn did you see that plumber's rack? They are packing some mommy milkers!"

by PDF File Joe November 24, 2021

Plumber

Someone who scored against Tottenham

Omg that’s two goals for the plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021

Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022

Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022