Playing the Shitar

In anticipation of a rather lengthy shit, one brings their guitar into the bathroom to pass the time.

I always play better when I'm playing the shitar

by nygiantsphan May 1, 2010

Parthing

Verb: To hang around other kids not your age. Additionally, having both hands cupped around the groin area and gently leaning back. The humorous incident is when the person parthing is behind a group of juniors.

Person 1: What's that kid doing with those upperclassmen?
Person 2: He's parthing. Don't bother him.

by Shaurizzle October 13, 2010

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Playing Go-Karts

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.

Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.

by Amateurmilfhunter69 May 15, 2022

Playing Frogger

Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.

Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.

by Ganondox October 25, 2022

playing the dozens

A rhyming insult contest between two or more urban youths.

"Jimmy and Frank played the dozens and Jimmy was winning until he said somethin' about Frank's Mama."

by Tone Def February 25, 2005

Who up playing with they worm?

A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.

Friend 1: "Who up playing with they worm?"
Freind 2: "You already know B)"

by EagleMuncher December 5, 2021